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aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

starllex:

*plays with tie nervously at job interview* 

"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."

"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"

japhers:

buffdaddyjohn:

ybee:

ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist

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help

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#ITS LIKE SOMEONE #TRIED TO DRAW A BEAR #AND CO uLDN T

IT’S THE SUN-SUN TO THE MOON-MOON

quaintcastiel:

cleopatrasweave:

lyssissherlocked:

subliminal-mind-duck:

invisiblechickens:

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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we never learn

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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beardnazi:

soulsooking:

Ultimate goal.

roseanne and dan are the best

hips: ngl

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this